Discover the secrets to banishing nightmares and getting a peaceful night's sleep, 80s style!

Sleep S.O.S.: How to Put Your Nightmares to Rest

Jennifer Pagliaccio
Jennifer PagliaccioAugust 9, 2023Ersatz News

Sleep S.O.S.: How to Put Your Nightmares to Rest

Light up the Neon Dreamcatcher

The first step in defeating nightmares is to create a safe sleep environment. And what better way to do that than with neon colors and an 80s-inspired dreamcatcher? Hang it above your bed and let its enchanted glow ward off any evil spirits that might be lurking in your imagination. Who needs boring old feathers when you can have neon plastic charms? Sleep tight, and let the 80s chase away your fears!

Rewind and Relax with 80s Lullabies

Embrace Your Inner Indiana Jones (or Ripley)

Sometimes, all it takes to conquer those night terrors is a little dose of 80s heroism. Channel your inner Indiana Jones or Ellen Ripley and imagine yourself as the fearless protagonist in your dreams. Armed with a whip or a flame-thrower (or maybe just a righteous mixtape), you can battle any nightmare creature, from Freddy Krueger to the Demogorgon. Remember, in the 80s, heroes always triumphed, and so can you!

Get Nostalgic Before Bed

Unleash the Nighttime Aerobics

If all else fails, it's time to bring out the big guns – or rather, leotards! Grab your leg warmers, slip into your brightest spandex, and get ready to dance away those nightmares with some good old-fashioned 80s aerobics. Not only will you be exercising your body, but you'll be releasing those endorphins that are guaranteed to bring you joy and banish any lingering fears. Plus, it's the perfect excuse to sport a fluorescent headband and pretend you're a backup dancer in a music video.

Sweet Dreams, 80s Style!

Now go forth, brave dreamers, and may your nights be filled with righteous dreams, tubular adventures, and lots of hairspray. After all, as any true child of the 80s knows, sleep can be totally rad!

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