An unprecedented meeting between Putin and Kim Jong-un at the cosmodrome sparks speculation about interstellar communism.

The Cosmodrome Summit: Putin & Kim Jong-un Reach for the (Star)Straits!

Ivan Falshiviy
Ivan FalshiviySeptember 13, 2023Ersatz News

The Cosmodrome Summit: Putin & Kim Jong-un Reach for the (Star)Straits!

In a historic rendezvous that seems straight out of a sci-fi flick, Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un met at the legendary Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan. The summit, titled "The Cosmodrome Summit: Reaching for the (Star)Straits!," has ignited both excitement and speculation about the future of communism beyond Earth's boundaries.

A Meeting of Minds... and Rockets!

Interstellar Communism: A New Frontier?

Communism, a theory envisioned by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels in the 19th century, has always sought to transcend borders and create a society of collective ownership and equality. The Cosmodrome Summit has taken this vision to new heights, quite literally.

Red Stars in Outer Space

A Celestial Equality

Kim Jong-un, known for his interest in space exploration, has previously expressed his desire to establish a North Korean cosmonaut corps. With the support of Russia, which has a rich history in space exploration, this dream may become a reality sooner than we think. The Cosmodrome Summit could pave the way for a future where communist nations jointly explore the vast reaches of the universe.

The Anti-Gravity of Politics

From Baikonur to Betelgeuse

As discussions continue, the possibility of a communist alliance beyond Earth's atmosphere gains momentum. Will the stars witness an interstellar brotherhood of nations founded on the principles of equality and collective ownership? Only time will tell.

Conclusion: Shoot for the Stars, Shoot for Communism

Communism, a theory often portrayed as defunct and unrealistic, has unexpectedly found a place within the realm of space exploration. Whether or not this summit leads to tangible outcomes in terms of interstellar cooperation, it serves as a reminder that the pursuit of communism, like the reaches of the cosmos, knows no bounds.

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